He also has a lot of crazy ideas. People also assume youre like 5 or 6 years younger than you are. I just wish he wouldnt yell, andwell, other stuff. What if he thinks Im weird for liking him? Then dad told mom that she didnt have to be such a witch about it. But I think they are rather nice against my fangs and surely, she would understand that. I am so lost. And Pooh kept his lonely vigil, hour after hour, after hour, until at last Pooh fell fast asleep and began to dream. [Pooh] Happy Windsday Kanga, happy Windsday Roo! Think, think think Now, fur cones belong in trees, up high with the buzzing bees. I took a vow of charity, kindness and beauty. I could barely even form a complete thought when no. Claudia: (Yelling) Im not going to tell the police what happened Jayla! Whenever I tell someone they look at me like Im an idiot and should be behind bars. Little did he know that my history of self-harm made me tolerant to pain and my terrible upbringing made me a great fighter. Get out of bed and find a desk already! Can you stop? Maybe not in the way you think, but I work hard. I was at the zoo and a monkey pooped on my head. There was Dorothy Kilgallen. Its okay to tell me. Why dont you just call the police then? Now youre chilling with Dasher and Dancer acting like youre a big star just because your nose glows up red, WE HAVE 50 THOUSAND CHRISTMAS LIGHTS THAT DO THAT SAME THING- you know what Rudolph, do what you wanna do, but never forget where you came from. Oh no, I thought, what if shes evil? I hear his truck roll up, and the crunch of gravel under his feet. [Scornfully] I have witnessed first-hand how vile men can act in times of war and tyranny all in hopes of their survival, and possible glory. I am stout, round and I have found, I think it would help with this deception if you would get, kind of open, your umbrella and say: Tut-tut, it looks like rain. I didnt talk to him for a week after that incident. The two bothers, Eeyore adds in the next line, will have to rhyme with each other. Im sure that he has gotten the hundreds of letters that I sent. Can I have my heels back now, Mr. Brown? Gender: Female Genre: Comedic. Then I thought, maybe it was a sign, a sign that no one cares or that Im not important enough, that Im worthless, irrelevant. Pooh: I sure like bouncing! Were all innocent, I tell ya. They are all around me because I was one too. People always stopping and staring. Jason! They call it fractal. A few more feet and I would have died. To be honest I dont know what drove me to say yes, but if Im gonna be REALLY honest, its cuz Alex is REALLY HOT. I havent heard that in so long. Does he make your kids happy? That fact is without debate. Or went swimming my friends? Ive practiced for hours. The real killer is out there probably killing more people! Now honey rhymes with bunny, and bunny rhymes witha Rabbit? At least the monologue only has to be a page. Come to think of it, I think he would have been a great World Language teacher. Im starvingbut I am not going to eat that pizza. Everything is so tiny. My purpose is to defeat the dark matter plaguing the universe. I was simply chowing down on a carrot stick, when all of a sudden, I felt sick and dizzy. Now the very blustery night turned into a very rainy night. She likes this one band, Nirvana, and I swear you cannot understand a single word they are singing. Well, maybe I turned to her, but I didnt say anything. Nothing stops the morning. Lunch? You want us to not speak out on what it is you are doing to us because you want us to be the bad guys. Of course, by this point, it isnt my story anymore anyway. Omg, I had the worst day at the mall today. My friends. What is it, girl? I know what youre thinking. I dont think youve visited him in a while. Tiggers love parties! In the freezer section, the flavors pretty much stick to their own kind. Thats not even the worst part of today. Ill fidget and play with my hair. I hear the sound of marching boots in my dreams, wondering if youll ever come home. Piglet: Yes, but I'm afraid, I'm very sorry, but when I was running---that is, to bring it---I fell down and----. (Walks off-stage.). She dropped out of high school when she was 15. No, Periodthe meeting is not over. Birds dont stop themselves from flying wherever they want because theyre scared. It's my birthday-the happiest day of the year. % Basically, I know you have a crush on me. So, if you do want a job here you will have to make an oath that you will never step foot in a Bath and Body Works ever again. Something about her reputation being ruined. No presidents no emperors, us kids. He was also given a red card for using his hands to cup the balls. I have a familyyes, its an evil crime family, but I also have a pet cat! I cant even believe I just acted that out Anyway, Im the minor deity of lies and trickery. But I would like to make the point that I am not a "candy ass." Nor am I a "fairy boy." Okay back to the story. Piglet: I have one at home! I slowly backed away, but it was too late. Dont you be pointing that thing at me! You say it when you bump into me, when you dont hold the door open, when you dont realize Ive been standing right next to you. Kind of ironic that they etched a mountain on his headstone. You are constantly picking on her like shes some puppy that needs to be trained. The information and characters contained herein are copyright the Walt Disney Company. I guess we dont have to talk about it anymore, but please dont stop. Just this once. Now George Im gonna be honest with you, we are a cult. As if we were the last people on Earth. She pulled me in here. Eeyore is a pessimistic and gloomy old stuffed donkey belonging to Christopher Robin. Nowadays, conversations consist of tousling with stubborn thoughts or barking back at my Pomeranian, whose name is, fittingly, Wilson. Hay, hes guapo! Or, or picking out the wedding cake. Yeah, I know. Nothing. Ive me work to do! Thats why Im calling. It felt like time was slowing down. But every time I try to do something with my teeth I get shooed out. You dont watch TV? Second Place Winner! In fact, I cant remember a day when it wasnt my 21st birthday. Its like I was made for you. With people skating, skiing, sledding, having fun in the snow, making snowmen, feeding penguins! Brittney, you can keep Esteban. But when I was messing around with Ricky, I told him I liked disco. By: Matilda T., West Gosford, NSW, Australia, Age 8 Gender: Female Genre: Comedic Description: The Goddess Persephone tells of her life with her beloved Hades in the underworld. (waits a second) He stopped. I created them. But the only time I feel happy and content is when Im on heroin, so I dont know if Im ever gonna get off it. By: Jessica G., Age 16, Calgary, Alberta Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A young woman tries to help her sister regain her memory. Its important?Well, go ahead. Embarrassed? People used to live without power all the time. I think we have some candles. Youre telling me I have to share my room? Nhl Controversial Calls, The only time I have fun with him is when we gang up on our other neighbor. Don't be so gloomy! We took the mirror to the landfill, and I was so relieved that she was gone forever. You think something so basic to living would come easier. It occurs when a line is cut off before its natural stopping point. Eeyore - Depression Yana Walljasper 183 subscribers Subscribe 4K 398K views 8 years ago This is a video I made for my Mental Health in the Media class. Gender: Male Genre: Dramatic, (Actor should be over-the-top enthusiastic, acting out the pitches, bat swings, and catches.). (Turns to kids after Linda leaves) Now listen, you little brats! Im honestly sick of monologues. A loyal friend to his neighbors in the Hundred Acre Wood, Pooh is always willing to lend a helping hand. Theres the bell. How can she do that? Well, I'll just turn it to the wall. Not even scuba gear can save us from the horrors of the ocean! Well, let me tell you something, life isnt all what you see in the movies. I see the inside. Obnoxious boy pauses a moment and then says, Fine. Plus, all the other things that you learn in school. There are five of us, and Spencer, he takes a lot of work. I have dignity and poise. In the mood (smack, smack) for food, 1; 2; 3 >> - Cest une bonne situation a scribe ? Van Gogh and the yellow paint, Sylvia Plath and her untimely death. [Gopher] Here, a let me see here summer squash, summer salad, succotash, custard, and honey. Pigeons! Back in the day, if we wanted to go to space, we had to build our own rocket ship. Hesitates.) Three, two, one, rrrrr aaa! Movies. All my hard work, just thrown away. The more bullying happens to me the more I become depressed. The only thing I worried about was missing an assignment at school or dropping my ice cream on the floor. And yet, she chooses to keep me locked outside of this door. Why cant you see me? When I heard the train coming, I noticed Elroy and a group of his friends. And the worst part is that its a boy! How did they do that? TikTok? THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE SHRIMP PREPARING FOOD! Eeyore: I'll give you three guesses, Rabbit. Oh no, oh no, oh no. Im so sick of it. If youre ever looking for a nice, quiet, safe place to sleep rough in a city, try a graveyard. I will truly miss the mornings waking up beside her. Thats when I became Norma Doherty. Sorry folks, its not gonna start raining men until that water goes down. Our love Genre: Comedic. In middle school I got trickier. If he hadnt made me fall in love with him, I never would have been turned into this! Thank you for always being there for me. Maybe ten. Mom? But we have this agreement! (Pause.) They are coming to get me. I wear makeup due to the fact that I am seen as a monster with a bunch of acne. Even when I lost ten pounds, or when the clothing was their style! Woohoo! It seemed like she took care of me more than I did her. Didnt even say thank you!!! Help! Do you really want to know what that cockroach did? Empty The room was spinning and the pain from the bullet in my thigh was unbearable. I wanna be your class president cause like prom sucked last year. Remember you only live, exist or be alive once. I dont think I learned a single thing in his class. Symposium? I hated that tie that I had to clip on to my plain button down shirt each morning, I hated the time it took to press my khaki pants just for them to get a coffee stain from eating breakfast on the go, or having to re-press from all the sitting I was doing. My feminine name made me want to throw up, Samantha. But I didnt want to be a boy. but his eyes- those gorgeous blue eyes of his- they were different now. But someone I know did! The original version was released in 1977. By: Drew Evans, Age 12, Austin, TX, USA Description: A kid playing baseball gets confused after catching a home-run baseball. <>/XObject<>/ProcSet[/PDF/Text/ImageB/ImageC/ImageI] >>/MediaBox[ 0 0 612 792] /Contents 4 0 R/Group<>/Tabs/S>> Shoot. It describes people like me who dont identify as either a boy or a girl. (Very good indeed) Like if you wear makeup, you know you look good. You also cant keep it in your pocket. My trip to Venus took two months. I didnt say we can be friendsdont go putting words into my mouth! It's the leaves that are coming. Everyone is chanting, Throw it back! (pause) No, really. He gave me a timid smile. Willy nilly silly old bear [Christopher Robin] What a pity! I mean, they used to be in love. No. Im pretty nervous. I really thought I was dead but then I discovered my long-lost uncle! Preferably Id like for it to be something like a big day out with my family. Well I didnt enjoy smashing it. Oh, thats right. Listens to someone in the audience.) Well, not really buried. It rained, and it rained, and it rained. Gender: Any Genre: Dramatic, Excuse meexcuse me can I please use your phone? And this scar? (turns to back and looks really annoyed, then yells) Im not talking to you! You will get some special perks for working here we offer dental and medical, and we consider your mental health a top priority. (Slaps forehead again and makes irritated noise) Jeanine! Trust me, Im not trying to convince you school is fun and all that other stuff, but that is no excuse to drop out. Second Place Winner By: Mina T., New York, NY, Age 13 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: An elderly woman tells a young artist to pursue her dreams and shares the story of her broken dreams. Im here because when I was in space, I saw a massive group of unicorns flying with swords in their mouths. You dont get to be sorry. You were too busy running around with guys that only stuck around for one reason and one reason only. "Yup, I know how that feels." "Moved me to tears." "Thanks, but I'd rather stay an Eeyore." "The most wonderful thing about Tiggers is you're the only one." Pooh's Heffalump Movie "The sky has finally fallen. Genre: Dramatic. I have to tell her. (giving a new idea, hoping desperately) Then lets sneak it through a smaller port. You just have to let your stick drop in a twitchy sort of way. I can picture myself zooming through everything, surrounded by color and lightand I vow that I will one day go into space. Everyone else was left hobbling around like idiots while my brown shoes trudged through the grass. (Spoiler Alert: she isnt very good at it.). Where I come from, there are basically two groups, and I realized that I dont belong to either of those groups. Please come home, I miss you. It almost looked like our brains were going to explode out of our heads! Everything is going as planned. You have one job, ankle, one job: Stay. Its a no-doubt home run and its coming right for me, and I caught it! You now have to stay there for six months of the year. But the thing is, I love Hades. Our kind isnt any different from your kind. It was the best Thanksgiving yet, Grammy. Life was good and easy, like nothing in the world could hurt me. If its glory you seek, go home. (gets up and exits), Second Place Winner! Or depression. Yes, you are alive, but sitting around in your house all day, starring at a tv, youre not experiencing anything except for whats next on Fuller House! You need to wake up from your fantasy world Ray. (Referencing stuffed rabbit) Mrs. Bunny says I cant go, and you know nothing will change her mind. While the books went up in sparkling whirls and blew away on a wind turned dark with burning. Because when were at the movies, and its too loud, I cant leave because its loud for everyone. And I cant buy candy with my own money because its unfair even though everyone else is eating popcorn that you bought for them, but I cant stand the texture of popcorn. It's not much of a tail, but I'm sort of attached to it. I started banging at the mirror and shouting Someone help me! I didnt know, but my mom, she is a genius. Or I could write about a kid with a scar who gets a letter from a foreign school and finds out hes a wizard and, wait, nope thats Harry Potter. By: Becca L., Los Angeles, California, USA, Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Drama Description: A young girl describes her experience living with cancer. By: Emily Newland, Age 17, Georgia, USA Description: A young person ruminates about their military family. And I hope the best for you. When you hear it from them, it it doesnt matter as much. No, no I cant make it too serious. But we dont want people putting googly eyes on it and turning it into a pet rock, so I think Ill keep it. THEYRE COMING FOR US! I got plenty of love left. According to a new study, woman who make the first move in online dating tend to be rewarded. Thats a lie. Yes, the breakup was fine. In this monologue, she is running through her chorography for her up-and-coming pageant and slowly unraveling. But its a snail. Im gonna do it. Actor finishes writing the letter, then begins to read it. By some miracle, I was able to escape. (Student is speaking into a cell phone and pacing about the space; leaning over, crouching down, standing on tip toes, shouting, etc. Walk, walk, walk and cupcake hands and turn and heart face! Its just so annoying. Yeah, I know this flight to England costs a lot of money, but he is worth it, anything for my hubby! Genre: Dramatic. At least I finally have my character. Omg, hes coming, hes coming. You know he wont like you back. By: Annelise M., New York, NY, Age 12 Gender: Female Genre: Dramatic Description: A mother tells her teenage daughters to stay in school and to not make the same mistakes she did. Everyone's scared of Tiggers. Doesnt mean I am dangerous or that I need protecting. Ive been slacking really bad about recording what I ate every day. He had just reached the ripe old age of one hundred and three, although of course he'd only admit to 97. 4. (pause) Well, I had four pancakes. I know just the thing. So, kindly point your arrow in another direction. You have to get through it, so you can read the more exciting part? You go to school for donkey years then you graduate. (Imitates in a deep voice) I am Officer Tuffin, you are under arrest. Mom had cut it straight across and dad said it should go on the diagonal. Not to mention that my mom would kill me. I know youre probably wondering why Im drenched in coffee, so Ill start from the beginning. Hamlet s monologue is more meditative than angry, but he takes suicide seriously. First Place Winner! Hes so strong! Much braver than me, thats for sure. Atom Bomb Disease rolls off the tongue better. Unfortunately, the weird kid next to you saw you do it and now he wants a piece. Well, because my mother told me that itll make me sound smart! Intrapersonal communication can take place in the same . I can hear you. Anyway, here we are! I cried when you teased me for it, but it feels good to look in the mirror and see you. Oh, hallo, am I glad to see you? I work in DiCor Labs, I had been working on a medication to cure bad skin. Third Place Winner! Because its secure. This is outrageous. Im having a nightmare, but Im awake. No one suspected a thing when I was first at the finish line. By: Alex Tuzov, Age 8, Thailand Description: A merchant ship captain has a conversation with the president of an African country about the iceberg he is towing back from Antarctica for $1 million. Ugh! When you finally think she is done she just links what she is talking about to something else! By: Nugwa Usman, Canada, Age 16 Description: A girl struggles with her relationship with food, and with her desire to fit in. I am everything. But this does not apply to me. Do it for the children who need their macaroni. He just wasnt the same person anymore. It was a test to see if we could read directions, and it said not to write anything down? A lot of people here today. She literally loved it to death. That sounds great. Find someone else to rip their heart to shreds. Billionaires are attractive at any age. I was scared to take on such a big role. Straight. I really mean it, I do. Do it for the children. On a gloomy day in New York City, Jane walked to her office job with a skip in her step. By: Melany Morales, Florida, USA, Age 13 Description: A dramatic Hispanic girl complains about her ex-boyfriend to her new best friend. By: Nikki D., Los Angeles, California, USA, Age 12 Gender: Male or Female Genre: Comedic Description: A student describes their day at school. Im terrified, in fact Im petrified. Nope. You say Im just some kid, I say I have fourteen years of life experience, thank you very much, and when Im elected? 4. Well, what theyre saying about me is fake news. Think. I'm doing it now. But he wont believe that everyone says that. I often wonder how long I have left. Ugh, I am literally going to die. Downy Woodpecker, I was devastated when he died. I have a problem. My cat is not allowed in the blimp because he might scratch a hole in it with his claws, causing the blimp to crash into Venus surface, where I will be cooked alive. Mr. Rupert will see you now! What do you think you will answer yourself? Mama always said avoid the political talk. At least, you think Im sick. Apparently, my GPA is record-breaking which I is a good thing, but apparently not enough to get into the college of my choice. Birds are so much freer than any person I know. Ok Samantha what do you want? Pretty cool, right? By: Naia Thethy, Age 11, Washington D.C., USA Description: A person calls a government agency and admits to starting a zombie apocalypse. OK. You're lashing out, Pooh, and that's normal, part of the healing process. I cant be like you, and I dont want to be like you anyway. The Disney video collection. I love you beary much? Disgusting. Ha! Most days they make me feel disgusting and ugly. Yeah, I played hockey. 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